National Health Issue Resolved

I went out for a run this morning since I didn’t have time for a cycle. As I ran past a little kid and his mother, the kid asked, ‘Mummy, why is he running?’
I pointed at the ghost.
The child started running, too.
And this, my friends, is how we tackle child obesity. I have written to Andrew Lansley, the Secretary of State for Health, to inform him of my experiences.